Jeff Freeman

He sounds like a super-hero: curing cancer, curing the world’s addiction to oil more or less accidentally along the way.

But his origin story, “After retiring from the radio business, I wondered if my knowledge of radio waves could be used to cure cancer…” is one laboratory explosion away from his emergence as a deranged super-villain with ambitions on world-domination.

Though, that’d be better than having a President and Senate that don’t support habeas corpus anyway, so meh.